Poor Armie. Still stuck in the Call Me By Your Name poledance, which evidently never ended for him:
Buddy, even Timothee’s moved on. Time to hang up the ’80s summerwear styles. You do look amazingly well in them, but the returns are diminishing and it’s starting to look like a cliche. Besides, those shoes are the epitome of preppy awfulness, which you’ve always done a relatively decent job of avoiding, considering your background. We had to go to IMDB to check, but he’s actually in this movie. We don’t think this was necessarily a strictly formal affair that called for suiting, but this comes off like a pretty lazy way to poledance for your own project.
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