Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin at the “Adrift” Premiere

Posted on May 24, 2018

Here they are, folks: the King and Queen of Hiding the Hot:

Is that mean of us? After all, we acknowledge that they’re both hot. It’s just baffling to us how two such hot people can so consistently camouflage that fact with such aggressively bad style choices.


Although these might not have been the best examples to make this point, since we’ve seen far worse from both of them on the red carpet. No, really.



First, how does this not look like a big ball of tinfoil at first, second, third and fourth glance? How does one go from “Look at that ball of tinfoil, hanging on that rack with the other dresses” to “I am SO wearing this out!” We remain puzzled by this choice. Especially since we don’t think the somewhat traditionally formal style truly suits her at all. Neither do the bangs, we’re afraid.



Always with the unshaved neck and the weirdly fitted suits, this one. As we said, this isn’t the worst we’ve ever seen from him, but the pants are too skinny and tapered for his frame (although his raging game of pocket pool isn’t helping the shape at all and if we had gone to any length to work on styling him, we’d be seeing white at the sight of him ruining it with a goofy-ass pose, boy did this parenthetical go on a lot longer than we intended) and he should be ordered to keep his jacket buttoned at all times.


Sorry. It needed to be shouted.








Style Credits:

Styled by Ilaria Urbinati | Hair by Marcus Francis | Make up by Jo Baker

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, – Video Credit: STX Entertainment via]

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