After cycling through an array of ’60s Good Girl looks, including a fun couple of rounds of Nancy Sinatra drag, Steffi turns her attention now to an old favorite of hers: The International Woman of Mystery fashion show. And can we say? After picking out a wide array of mostly bigass sunglasses to keep the kittens stylish for the season, Lorenzo’s LOVING the validation of seeing one of the world’s premiere shade-wearers (she really does have a knack for them) spend the week modeling similarly dramatic frames. Don’t listen to those Hadid girls. Big Jackie O frames are still where it’s at.
Lady Gaga in Dolce&Gabbana
First up is the “I’m the widow of a shipping magnate and I’m into leather and letting my crotch air out on the regular” Mystery Woman. Although granted, there’s not a whole lot of mystery on display here. Still, it’s a hell of a look, even if it all tends to get less interesting from the waist down.
Lady Gaga in Giuseppe Di Morabito
Second is the “I’m using everything I have to balance on these shoes while a million flashes go off so don’t bother me with your autograph nonsense” Mystery Woman, aka the Lady With an Attitude. While the footwear can’t help but inspire eyerolls in us, her sashay form is impressive and the dress is pretty hot.
Lady Gaga in YCH
And finally there’s the “I have the stolen microdisc hidden somewhere on my person which means you’ll never find it because look at what the hell I’m wearing” Mystery Woman, which is probably her most common form of the character. And while we find this entire look impressive, we need to remind everyone that it’s late May, making this not so much a stylishly on point ensemble, but an efficient way to shed a pound or two of water weight in the time it takes you to walk to your limo from the front door. That Steffi. Always multi-tasking. That’s why she’s a star.
First Look: Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2018 Collection
Second Look Look: Giuseppe Di Morabito Dress from 2018 Collection | Vivienne Westwood Platform Shoes
Third Look: YCH Fall 2018 Collection
Styled by Sandra Amador & Tom Eerebout
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]