It may not look like it, but get a load of Mr. Gender Trailblazer over here:
And no, we’re not referring to the alarmingly Depp-like levels of jewelry sprouting on him. (Although you should seriously edit that shit, mister.)
We’re referring to his post-divorce tactic of showing up at red carpet events dressed to the nines (or as close to it as he can manage). That’s the purview of the recently divorced lady star. Check out Jenna Dewan’s recent leg-baring spins on the RC, or Jennifer Garner’s “Eat Shit, Ben” red carpet tour of a year or so back. Even Angelina used it to bolster her neutral-toned maternal saintliness post-Brad. On the rare occasions you do see divorced celebrity dudes on the red carpet, they tend to be the kind with either casino, tequila, or sports network logos on the scrim behind them; not French luxury good cruise shows. We salute you for your bold and savvy (because you know damn well this isn’t Jen’s world) public relations move. Well done.
Also, no man, but especially no middle-aged, recently divorced man, should be pushing up the sleeves of his leather jacket like he’s Goth Sonny Crockett. We’re just saying.
Louis Vuitton Ensemble from the Fall 2018 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]
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