We have something extremely, bluntly critical to say, but we’re going to give you some time to ease into it, first by showing you many pictures, then by handing out compliments.
First: Michelle, you look great. Louis Vuitton routinely does you wrong, but this is a sharp little ensemble that doesn’t ask too much of you. It’s just right for this kind of appearance, although something other than black may have popped more on stage.
Riz, we love you. Not just because you are very, very easy to look at, but because you stayed within the realm of casual male style while still recognizing that this is a professional event and a public appearance, which means a tiny little bit of effort was called for. That fine coat was the perfect way to polish off a casual look, along with those immaculate kicks.
Tom, you’re hot, but you’ve always come off like the biggest poser in the world. You’re a movie star promoting your comic book movie. You are not a member of special forces being deployed to Afghanistan, no matter how much you apparently want that to be true. Put on a damn outfit and face the cameras, mister.
Louis Vuitton Black Long-Sleeve Dress
Styled by Kate Young
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages – Video Credit: Sony Pictures Entertainment via YouTube.com]