Helena Bonham Carter Fails to Plan for the “Eleanor & Colette” Germany Premiere

Posted on April 20, 2018

Well, it finally happened, Helena dear.


You finally found a dress too whimsical for even you to wear.

We suspect you realize this, because that “arms over the stomach” stance is always a dead giveaway. The fit is clearly terrible, but the color and the graphic design are also pretty awful. We suspect this was a perfunctory choice made without much preparation or care. We picture someone holding this up on a hanger and her going “Yeah, that looks pretty fucking whimsical. Put it on the calendar.”

Have you learned your lesson, Helena? Because the dirty little secret of having a whimsical style is that you need to plan it out as well as any other defined style. It’s only supposed to look like an impetuous decision.


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