Hi John. Yeah, whatever. You’re fine. Very Serious Director, which is what you probably should be serving up here. Now move out of the way so we can all talk about your wife’s dress:
Because it warrants some discussing. Mainly because we think we hate it.
First, we should acknowledge that this dress contains two fashion design elements that we don’t normally love: white lace and a multi-tiered silhouette. The former is too virginal and bridal in tone to be used in high fashion (in our opinion) and the latter cuts up the body in unflattering and distorting ways. We think we can count on one hand the number of times we’ve seen a tiered dress on the red carpet and thought the wearer looked great in it. And finally, there are those big ’90s bathroom wallpaper appliques, which, try as we might, we just can’t see them in a fabulous light. Literally the only thing about this look we like are the shoes – and they semi-clash with the green of the dress.
Sorry, Ems. We love your style, but this dress is a total no-go for us.
Emily Blunt: Elie Saab Dress from the Spring 2018 Collection | Messika Jewelry | Christian Louboutin Shoes
John Krasinski: Vince Sweater | Dolce&Gabbana Shirt | J Brand Jeans | Christian Louboutin Shoes
Styled by Jessica Paster
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]