The classic “Vaped in the Limo Ride Over” red carpet look:
a.k.a. “Two Very Pretty People Looking Like Right Messes.”
Although that’s probably a little harsh in his case. There’s nothing particularly wrong with his style here, although it all looks a bit last-minute. Then again, no one should expect high red carpet style at a Netflix premiere. He’s got great hair, but doing just a bit more than running your hand through it at the last second would have greatly improved the look. Also, button up one button. It would instantly snap the shirt into shape.
She recently made some joking comments about a weight gain that came off slightly less jokey than she wanted them to sound. We think her promotional style has pretty much collapsed because she doesn’t know how to dress her body anymore (and may not even care that much). Like that awful realtor drag of the other day, this gown represents a bad way to go on the style front. She’s swimming in tent-like clothes lately. And while we have no problem with her wanting to be comfortable and not particularly caring about matters of style, choices like this dress just make for terrible pictures. It’s not really her style, as evidenced by the hippy chick hair and clean face, neither of which really go with the style of the dress.
Drew, we’re imploring you to go get yourself some maxi-skirts, crocheted tops and a metric shit-tonne of wood, stone or ceramic jewelry. Earth Mama is your look, girl. And it can look pretty fab on a red carpet when it’s done right. Basically, just wear whatever Zoe Kravitz wore in Big Little Lies and you’ll do fine.
For their sakes, we hope they set up a munchies table at this event.
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