Darlings allow us to first pour the tea, which is that Miss Naomi was here to support her rumored boyfriend Billy Crudup on the opening night of his play. Now, while you sip on that, consider her ensemble (which for this discussion we implore you to pronounce the French way, for extra pretension):
First, let us stipulate that the booties are horrifying in every way and that we are starting to become quite alarmed by the number of hideously incongruous booties we’ve seen on celebrity lady feet in the last month or so. We’re still trying to get over the lingering shock of Caitriona Balfe’s pair yesterday.
Now, with her feet mentally erased from the picture, what do we all think of this slightly goofy romantic/sexy thing she’s got going on here? We can’t say it’s not her style, since she doesn’t really have a particularly definable style. There’s definitely a feeling that she’s starring in her own romance novel in her head. She’s giving off the vibe. Design-wise, it’s pretty enough, but the weird cutouts in the bodice could definitely be edited out to the dress’s benefit.
We realize she’s not her to promote herself, but it’s still kind of weird to snag a Bottega Veneta dress for the occasion and then style it so badly. The boots, clutch, hair and makeup are all kind of wrong for the dress. We’ll chalk it up to her head being surrounded by floating little hearts, making style decisions difficult at the moment.
Bottega Veneta Peach Rose Silk Georgette Lace Dress from the Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
Styled by Jeanann Williams
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]