Because of the Oscars, we missed a lot of the front row action at Paris Fashion week, but since the LV show tends to be one of the most celeb-heavy of them, and because so many of said celebs find current LV output to be hilariously difficult to make work, there was no way we were going to let this one slide by.
Funny thing, though: some of them look surprisingly good.
Chloë Grace Moretz
Please note that “surprisingly good” is a relative term. This looks kind of overwrought (not helped by her expression) but seems pretty right for PFW.
High cuffs and light-colored footwear make your feel look disproportionately small. It’s true.
Still, the rest of it is pretty okay by us.
We think it may have been a really long time since we said this about an LV front-rower, but we love all of this unreservedly.
Shine on, kid. The ladycoat is nice, but it doesn’t go with anything else he’s wearing except the gloves.
It says something that this horrorshow is one of the least-crazy things the house has put her in.
A weird place for him to make a post-divorce announcement appearance. Love the jacket, but the seaming and the shape make it look more suitable for a woman. Is it us or does he actually have a bust?
Surprisingly chic, although the boots look juvenile in comparison to the outfit.
She’s posing so damn hard in an attempt to make this work, but we’re afraid not even you can do that, Miss Ruth.
Coming at ya, straight outta 1991.
Oof. This is bad.
SLAYING. The trick to LV is to pick the simplest, most classic designs you can possibly find on the poie.
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