Darlings, we’re gonna a load up a super-soaker full of opinions and blast them all over the place because it’s Friday, these people failed to rate a spotlight post, and we’ll be working all through this Oscars weekend anyway, so let’s just get this over with, right?
Anna Camp in Self-Portrait
Pretty skirt but the top half looks like it goes with something else.
Aubrey Plaza in Cushnie et Ochs
Her hair and makeup look fabulous so we’re willing to forgive the Carrie White prom gown.
Camilla Belle in Carolina Herrera
It looks like she ripped it off the dress form before the Project Runway contest had time to finish the applique. Also: Valentine’s Day was two weeks ago, Miss Basic.
Emmy Rossum in Lela Rose
A smart dress and a sharp pair of pants – THAT NEVER SHOULD BE PAIRED TOGETHER.
GET THEE BEHIND US, SATAN’S FABRIC.
Jenna Dewan-Tatum in J. Mendel
Lovely and understated.
Jennifer Hudson in Saint Laurent
To be fair to her, this may not have rated a spotlight post but it really is a great look. One of the best we’ve seen on her in a while. Not so sure about the shoes, though.
Joely Richardson in Roksanda
Is there some sort of hideous satin dress convention going on this week? And are horrible shoes part of that?
Julie Bowen in Elisabetta Franchi
From the neck down, she looks like a silver ape wearing a Chanel knockoff.
Laverne Cox in Nha Khanh
Love the hair, but the dress is only okay and the doll-like posing is really irritating.
Mary-Louise Parker in Adrian
We like it. Kind of a spin on the classic Carolina Herrera uniform.
Lady, we don’t want to alarm you, but your dress appears to be rapidly evaporating.
TRYING. SO. HARD.
Rita Wilson in Tom Ford
We’re pretty sure things are going really okay with him right now, but this is a depression migraine in clothing form.
And with that, we do NOT bid you adieu, because we have some weekend homework assignments to hand out and we’ll be posting all sort of pre-Oscars material all through the weekend, including a few more “Ology” posts to drop. So Ciao for… the next 40 minutes or so!
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