Friday Leftovers for the Week of March 11th, 2018

Posted on March 16, 2018


Kittens, let’s wrap up the week’s red carpetry by offering driveby judgments on all the looks that failed to rate a second look. It’s good for the skin.

 

 

Angela Bassett in Mario Dice

We have no problem with this. On someone else, those pants might come off more like workout gear, but she’s got it styled well.

 

 

Anika Noni Rose in Jovani

Not much to complain about here, either. We just hate the hem.

 

 

Aubrey Plaza in 3.1 Philip Lim

She looks like she spilled coffee on herself and that’s a crazy sweater.

 

 

Ava DuVernay in Prada

Minimalist chic.

 

 

Billie Lourd

The dress is a little precious, but she can handle that. It’s the tights/footwear that lets the look down. We think the teal shoes might work, but only without the tights.

 

 

Cheyenne Jackson

Go home, Cheyenne.

 

 

Chloë Sevigny

We just don’t know what to do with a Chloe working nothing more than a basic LBD. She looks pretty great, even if it is too generic for her.

 

 

Darby Stanchfield in Magda Butrym

Can’t fault it for lack of drama.

 

 

Darren Criss

He looks like he’s handing out religious pamphlets door to door.

 

 

Demi Moore

Sure. Okay.

 

 

Justin Hartley

Blandly cute.

 

 

Kaley Cuoco in Bibhu Mohapatra

Surprisingly glam and non-goofy.

 

 

Kate Bosworth in Christopher Kane

This would appear to be the week when everyone toned down their more cray style impulses.

 

Katherine McPhee in David Koma

Not bad, but a ruffled slit with piping is asking a bit too much.

 

 

Kathy Griffin

School teacher.

 

 

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys

He looks okay, but bland. She looks not okay and a little bit crazy.

 

 

Kristin Chenoweth

Fabulous in a “Drag Queens at Brunch” kind of way.

 

 

Mandy Moore

How did you manage to screw up such a basic look, girl?

 

 

Milo Ventimiglia

We realize SXSW isn’t a dressy affair, but if you’re doing press…

 

 

Penélope Cruz in Chanel

If Chanel offers you a free dress for the night, pray you haven’t pissed off Uncle Karl or he’ll send you out in a shower curtain.

 

 

Queen Latifah

Does the job, we suppose. It looks like it’s being weighed down by all that beading, though.

 

 

Reeve Carney

Back away from the time-traveling crazy man, everyone.

 

 

Zoey Deutch in Prada

Pretty enough dress, but the sandals are hideous.

 

And with that bit o’bitchery, we conclude our red carpet reportage for the week. Bar’s that way, girls.

 

 

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