Gwyneth Paltrow at the “Bumble Hive LA Debut with Gwyneth Paltrow and Friends” Party

Posted on February 01, 2018

Darlings, the headline to this post, we have to admit, is a total word salad that means practically nothing to us. Let’s do the kind of hard-core research that made us into internationally famous fashion bloggers in the first place. In other words, let’s fire up the google.


Okay, so she’s “celebrating the launch of female-centric dating app Bumble’s Hive pop-up for LA singles.”

Yeah, that’s still kind of a jumble to us. Whatevs. Let’s look at what she wore.

Nothing good, it would seem. And nothing that really belongs with anything else. In fact, some of these pieces shouldn’t be worn in public at all. Those are lawn-raking pants with a maternity top and butterfly cowgirl boots.

We remain puzzled.

On the other hand, her face looks great. We don’t know if that’s a good makeup job or she’s just beaming in front of all the poor wretched singles because she’s sporting a huge engagement ring and feels superior. Of course maybe she’s just happy, but with Gwynnie, it’s always fun to go with the superiority complex explanation.



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