Style File: Matt Bomer Wraps that Rascal in Turtlenecks

Posted on January 11, 2018

Kittens, we feel like you require some pictures of Matt Bomer working the shit out of a short succession of turtlenecks. You should not take this as a signal that T Lo have softened their hardline anti-turtleneck stance, since T Lo maintain that Matt Bomer is officially considered a special case, due to his supernatural good looks, which make it fairly impossible for any single garment to look bad on him.



Matt Bomer at the Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominee Brunch in West Hollywood, California.

Having said that, we think this is the lesser of the two be-turtle’d looks. First, the goat whiskers do not suit. Second, there is not enough contrast between the silver blazer and the grey neck condom. Third, the jacket seems a little big and blocky on him. Fourth, everything below the waist is generic. He’s the Bomer, so we’re sure plenty of you are sighing and lightly touching yourself at the moment, but this outfit’s only okay.



Matt Bomer at FX’s “The Assassination Of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story” premiere in Hollywood, California.

This, on the other hand, looks pretty fantastic. It seems the style trend is for low contrast between jacket and turtleneck. It works a bit better here mainly because blues look so good on him. The grooming is much better this time, which always helps. And the Bomer has that thing where glasses just tend to make him look more devastatingly handsome. What an asshole.




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