Why, Miss Alison. The JBF hair, the heavy slap, the boobstravaganza — it’s all so… so…
…so NOT going to work as a way to distract us from the ridiculousness of your outfit. Although we appreciate the attempt. We may not be looking at great style here, but using what God gave ya (along with whatever talents She may have bestowed on your hair and makeup team) to distract from one seriously badly designed garment is just good SENSE.
Still, you picked this awful thing to wear, so you still have to bear some small blame for that, dear. What part was it that really leaped out at you as the main selling point? Was it the horribly unflattering neckline? The too-tight bust? The pants made out of tablecloths? The wholly unnecessary and unwelcome peplum?
Okay, fine. We’re being total bitches here, but we’d hoped you turned toward “disco sexpot” as a style brief when you had some killer sheath dresses lined up or something. This thing just makes us sad.
Roland Mouret Sequin-Embelllished Jumpsuit
Irene Neuwirth Jewelry
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