But girl, we are getting off at this stop.
To be fair, we’re not opposed to a little horse-boob action — we’ll start again.
To be fair, we think horses can be a fun thing to put on your che–
Having stipulated that, this is just about the worse way we’ve ever seen a horse slapped on a dress. Putting aside our near-automatic dislike of sheer bodices, the shape of this one seems designed to be as unflattering as possible. Who wants their curves turned into a square? The same gals who want their bust to look like horseheads, we suppose. Miss Z, we didn’t think you were one of those girls.
Love the hair, though.
Vivetta Black Dress with Swarovski Star-Embellished Sleeves and Horse Embroidery from the Fall 2017 Collection
Leticia Linton Jewelry
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]