Zendaya Coleman Ponies Up to The Fashion Awards

Posted on December 05, 2017

Just click on the Zendaya tag on any post about her here and you’ll see we’ve been major boosters of the lady’s style choices. We even named her as one to watch in a recent interview.

But girl, we are getting off at this stop.

To be fair, we’re not opposed to a little horse-boob action — we’ll start again.

To be fair, we think horses can be a fun thing to put on your che–

Tom and Lorenzo are formerly announcing their support of horse motifs in fashion. They remain unopposed to their usage on principle. Refer to Exhibits A1, A2, & A3.  

 

Having stipulated that, this is just about the worse way we’ve ever seen a horse slapped on a dress. Putting aside our near-automatic dislike of sheer bodices, the shape of this one seems designed to be as unflattering as possible. Who wants their curves turned into a square? The same gals who want their bust to look like horseheads, we suppose. Miss Z, we didn’t think you were one of those girls.

Love the hair, though.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Vivetta Black Dress with Swarovski Star-Embellished Sleeves and Horse Embroidery from the Fall 2017 Collection
Leticia Linton Jewelry

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]

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