Darlings, get ready to be slapped in the face with a ton of sausage! Also, there are some ladies present, so we’ll judge them too.
Emily Ratajkowski in Prada
We keep peering at the bottom half of this picture, trying to figure out just what the hell is going on there, when we suddenly realized we don’t want to know.
Gal Gadot in Christian Dior
It’s not her night to shine (which she’s had plenty of this year) and she’s not a super-fussy fashion gal, so we get why this is so simple, but even so. You can do better than this, Wonder Woman.
He always tries – and we really do appreciate the efforts – but he never really seems to get it right. That color’s awful, the fit’s odd and Mister, That’s Not Your Hair.
It’s a bit snug and vests with unbuttoned shirts under a suit jacket always looks a bit too seventies to us, but it’s hard to argue with the total package. The color looks fantastic on him.
We love it from the waist up, but that zoot suit cut of pants is practically impossible for most men to pull off. He’s one hundred percent pure dreamboat, and we have doubts even he can manage them.
Except for the collapsing shirt placket, we love everything about this.
Works for us, even if it’s a bit too small.
Kate Beckinsale in Emanuel Ungaro
S&M Betty Rubble.
Madelaine Petsch in Giamba
All y’all know how much we’re over black lace dresses on the red carpet, but this is is kind of cute, although we’re not sure the skirt really works.
We’re not sure what’s going on with that tie, but the rest of it works just fine.
Robert Pattinson in Dior Homme
Love everything but the black shirt.
Zachary Quinto in Salvatore Ferragamo
Just okay. The shirt’s nice, but we question the poo color of that suit.
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