Kittens, we surveyed the red carpet landscape this morning, whittled down our choices for the day, and then realized how little of what we’re going to feature today is actually pretty. There will be lots of bitching coming from this corner in the hours ahead.
But we feel bad, because aside from entertaining bitchery, we think a big part of our job is to show you some pretty things at least a couple of times a day.
Ryan, that’s your cue.
We didn’t say said pretty thing would not be wearing something ridiculous, however.
We didn’t warn you about the compression leggings because we want to hear how fast it took your boner to die. We’re stinkers that way.
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