WHY, KRISTEN WIIG, WHY?
Sure, velvet’s really trendy this season. And if we were being completely honest, we’d have to admit that the style and fit tend to suit her. But there is no getting around that nauseating color and the fact that crushed velvet always, always, always comes off like a fabric dozens of people had sex on.
Or maybe that’s just us. Still, it’s hard for crushed velvet to escape its ticky-tacky, porn-set undertones. MAYBE this would work if it was rendered in a richer, darker, more flattering color, but that oh-so-seventies olive green is hard to take.
Galvan Velvet Long-Sleeve Dress from the Fall 2017 Collection
Atelier Swarovski Rings
Olgana Paris Crystal-Embellished Sandals
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Galvan]