Darlings, we have SO MUCH red carpetry left over this week that we’re forced to do two rather lengthy posts, just to make sure everyone gets a little bit of our loving judgment before the week is out. We know they’ve been craving it so. Come. Let’s judge together, shall we?
Amber Heard in Mugler
Girlfriend came dressed for battle. We can’t really say we love this look, but we admire her commitment to working the shit out of that room.
She’s really gunning for that Elizabeth Warren biopic, isn’t she? Miss Annette, we’re fans, but your Chic Granny style could use a little bit of help.
Honey, judging by your face, we’re in total agreement. You really are standing there in a shitty dress.
Cynthia Erivo in Christopher Palu
Congrats to Project Runway season 10 finalist Christopher Palu! Miss Cynthia certainly seems to love what you did for her. We like this, but we’d love it if the bodice wasn’t sheer.
Darby Stanchfield in Yanina Couture
It’s a really strong look, but we find it all a bit precious, to be honest. She looks like she’s at the Winter Olympics.
Elizabeth Debicki in Giorgio Armani
It’s fine, which is an indication that she’s just not feeling this night, since she usually never fails to bring it.
Emma Roberts in Ulyana Sergeenko Couture
Oh, honey. We were willing to look past the giant body bow, because there was a sort of punk-lite romantic vibe we were feeling. Then we got to your panties. It always goes south when we get to the panties, dear.
Almost everyone involved in this benefit came dressed for work, unlike Cynthia Erivo (above) and Anne Hathaway, who both clearly love getting dressed up. Jessica’s been glamming it up of late, so this is kind of cute and refreshing to see.
Kirsten Dunst in Christian Dior
It’s got that romantic-goth vibe she’s really good at working and she certainly looks great, but we’ve seen this dress a thousand times.
Ooof. Sir, your jacket is problematic, you could use a trim, and you can’t work stubble. There. The gays have assessed you. Go with God.
Michelle Monaghan in Christian Dior
It’s almost too simple for commentary, but she looks cute and that’s a sweet bag.
Natalie Dormer in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini
From the Tonya Harding collection at Sears.
Nicole Kidman in Ermanno Scervino
See if you can find Nicole Kidman in this picture! It may take a while, but you’ll be shocked when you find her!
Nina Dobrev in Versace
That’s a lot of look. We’re not super-nuts about the shoes, but we’d be okay with them as a bold sort of statement piece, but the bag and the goofy-ass hem are fighting with them.
Portia Doubleday in Christian Dior
Robert Pattinson in Dior Homme
Hot professor, 1978 edition.
Selma Blair in Schiaparelli Couture
FABULOUS skirt with a tricky top. She’s making both work. Her hair looks great.
Sister Susan is available for grief counseling, should you need it.
Zachary Levy and Gina Rodriguez (in Missoni)
Such happy, HAPPY people!
Love her dress. Her shoes are KILLA. He’s looking pretty good. Digging the hair. The suit looks a tiny bit small and a bit muddy in color, but the subtle stripe is nice and the tie colors are a little unexpected.
More to come in Part TWO, dolls!
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