Darlings, we’ve given the spotlight to a few of the notable attendees, but it long past time to put the disappointing and occasionally tacky Hollywood Film Awards red carpet to bed. Join us, won’t you? On a journey of self-discovery and vicious judgmentalism…
Allison Janney in L’agence (Top) and Rani Zakhem (Skirt)
It’s fine. It gets the job done. We don’t blame her for not wanting to go overboard with it. She’s got an Oscar nom poledance coming up. She’s focused on that.
Bryce Dallas Howard in Cinq à Sept
Just okay. Neither the print nor the shape are all that great for her.
Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani
Adorable. Love her shoes. Love his baby blue suit.
Garrett Hedlund in Prada
Too boxy, too brown.
Nothing wrong here.
Jake Gyllenhaal in Burberry
Jake, you wasted a perfectly good tux on this occasion.
James Franco in Dior Homme
Cleaned up nicely.
Jamie Bell and Kate Mara in Burberry
She is KILLING IT in that gorgeous suit. He is hot in that killer suit.
Fine, but forgettable.
A beautiful fit and suit, but a bit dull.
Shailene Woodley in Balmain
Shrug. She seems happy.
Tatiana Maslany in DVF
She’s right for this kind of simple look, and the color loos great on her, but she needed better hair and makeup to set it off.
Viola Davis in Alberta Ferretti
Not really feeling this color on her.
Zoe Kazan in Gucci
Meh. You’ve seen one seed packet dress, you’ve seen them all.
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