Julianne Moore Heads into “The View,” Clearly in the Midst of a Style Crisis

Posted on October 20, 2017

Geez, Julianne. We’re happy to see you get away from your “awkward black dress and ugly platform peeptoes” phase – which lasted for over a decade. But we’re starting to become concerned that your time in such a massive and extended style rut has left your instincts a bit… well, damaged, dear. Because honestly, girl, you either have to belong to a cult that bans mirrors or be completely bereft of good style sense to walk out of the house – and into a TV studio – wearing this thing:

What other explanation could there possibly be? The booties are okay, but there is not one redeeming quality to that hiddyfrock. We’re actually completely befuddled as to how it manages to be both shapeless and too tight on her at the same time. Don’t even get us started on the fabric. Get thee behind us, chambray. Your evilness will not take root here.

 

 

 

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