Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Have Gone Low-Key

Posted on October 30, 2017

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara at the Peggy Albrecht Friendly House Awards Luncheon, where he received a Man of the Year award for his help at the addiction center.

And now for another edition of that saddest of post genres, People Who Are Hot AF But Are Hiding It For Some Reason, starring, two of the last people we’d have guessed would go this route.

Oh, Joefia. We are disappoint.

Incidentally, isn’t it weird no one came up with a catchy portmanteau for their union? Joefia’s awful, but Manganaro and Vergiello just sound like random Italian names. Too late now, we suppose. They should’ve hired someone to come up with something catchy for them.

Anyway, the more important story here is how not-tight and un-flashy their clothes are. Those wedding bands forced a bit of a style rethink, didn’t they? We’re joking about being disappointed and honestly have no complaints here (except that light gray suits tend to photograph terribly under multiple flashes); just a bemused note that they now look like any (hot to death) married couple attending someone else’s wedding.

Cute dress. Could do without the sheer bodice. He needed a much darker tie.



Style Credits:
Temperley London ‘Jolie’ Sequin-Embellished Georgette Maxi Dress

[Photo Credit: Milla Cochran/, INSTARimages,]

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