We have to say, this has been a somewhat disappointing red carpet for an event based around style. Zendaya and Cate did okay for themselves, but then again, they almost always do. But everyone else is kinda skating by on some dicey decisions.
And speaking of dicey decisions…
Heidi, what even the fuck is this mess supposed to be?
It’s so awful that it’s causing us to mangle the English language even more than we normally do. It’s so horrifying that you can kind of see it all over her face. When Der Kluminator is really feeling herself, she turns on that megawatt supermodel smile that you can see from space. This tight, forced, half-assed smile is the red carpet signal for “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”
And you have, Heidster. You’re wearing a tablecloth with legs and half a public bra. Even more impressive is how this cursed garment from hell makes her hip muffin-top all over that cutout. This is a woman who made her career walking runways in panties and could continue to do so if she still wanted to. That’s one hellaciously bad design if it can make a Victoria’s Secret angel look hippy.
Vionnet Jumpsuit from the Spring 2018 Collection
Lorraine Schwartz Jewelry
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]