Friday Leftovers for the Week of October 22nd, 2017 – Part One

Posted on October 27, 2017

Dolls, on a week like this one; a week that ends with a massive pile of leftovers to plow through (figuratively speaking), you can bet that at least some of these folks can’t be accused of being mediocre. The quality level of the leftovers tends to go up the more we have to choose from.

Not that we’re going soft here or anything. Don’t you worry about that. We got our bitchpants on so let’s get down with it.

 

Cara Buono in Cristina Ottaviano

Pretty gorgeous, actually. Not a thing to criticize.

We’re off to a terrible start.

 

 

Darby Stanchfield

Oh, good. Hideous colors. This, we can work with. She looks like an ’80s bathroom came to life and walked away. To be fair, we think we might have liked this if the color scheme wasn’t so eye-searing.

 

 

Emmy Rossum in Rochas

Plainly pretty. Not meant in a backhanded way. The color looks great but the shape’s a bit dull. Doesn’t matter because the venue didn’t call for attention-seeking.

 

 

Isabel Moner in John Paul Ataker

She’s a floor model at a mini-blinds convention.

 

 

Joe Keery

It’s not setting us on fire, but it works. It’s not the right kind of suit to go sockless, though.

 

 

Julianne Moore in Saint Laurent

We feel like we’ve seen her in this exact look a thousand times before. Give or take.

 

 

Kate Hudson in Ezgi Cinar

That’s a lot of velvet. We don’t mind it, but it comes off more like luxurious loungewear.

 

 

La La Anthony in Rani Zakhem

Not much to argue with here.

 

 

Laverne Cox in Victoria Hayes

Meh. It’s fine, but we don’t love the collar, color, or sleeves.

 

 

Malin Akerman

She always dresses weird. And not in the good way.

 

 

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton

We may get in trouble for saying this, but she’s getting a little old to be working these “broken-down doll” looks. The dress is annoying, the bag is twee and the shoes are kind of awkward.

 

 

 

Nikki Reed

Pajama suit. To be frank, the pink makes it look a little cheap.

 

 

Princess Charlene of Monaco in Ralph Lauren

Pretty damn flawless.

 

 

Rashida Jones in Erdem

Everything but those dumb ribbons looks great.

 

 

Rosario Dawson

What a bizarrely unbalanced look. Nothing goes with anything else.

 

 

Ruby Rose in Victoria Beckham

Whatever.

 

 

Sadie Sink in Chanel

Super cute and classically chic. This is closer to how Millie Bobby Brown should be dressing.

 

 

Syvia Hoeks (in Loewe), Harrison Ford, Ana de Armas (in Giambattista Valli Couture) and Denis Villeneuve

Ford looks bored, as per the uzh, and the ladies are once again absurdly over-dressed.

More to come in Part TWO, darlings.

 

 

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