2017 Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic Red Carpet Rundown

We gave Miss Tracee the spotlight post on this event because she managed to land on the most fun way to interpret a polo event ensemble. We can’t say any of these folks did badly on that front, although the results didn’t have quite the personality overload hers did.

Still, it’s celebrities trying to act posh. Judgment is required.

Abigail Spencer in Uishan Zhang

It’s fine. Blandly, neutrally pretty, but fine.

Aja Naomi King in Shoshanna

Cute enough, but perhaps a bit much for the occasion.

Bella Heathcote in Tanya Taylor

The only reason this odd little frock works is because the color is dark enough to hide the abundance of design details. Also, the shoes are not so great.

Camilla Belle in Adeam

This dress is trying way too hard to be interesting.

Cat Deeley

Simple, photogenic and well coordinated. Works for us. A well-deployed pair of killer shades would finish this off perfectly.

Elizabeth Henstridge

Butterick pattern.

James Marsden

The brightly colored suit is fun, but all the dark parts are wrong, both for the suit and for a polo classic. Classic white oxford, no tie, and a pair of loafers, please.

Justin Hartley

Good on paper, but those jeans are stiff and shiny and the jacket is too small on him.

We’re also getting very, very tired of the ombre trend in men’s dress shoes.

Laura Dern

Mmm. We’re gonna have to say no to this one, Queen. It’s too fussy for you.

Victoria Justice in Rachel Zoe

The outfit’s not bad, if a bit too matchy. The booties are horrible.

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

• Abigail Spencer
• Adeam
• Aja Naomi King
• Bella Heathcote
• Camilla Belle
• Cat Deeley
• Elizabeth Henstridge
• Huishan Zhang
• James Marsden
• Justin Hartley
• Laura Dern
• Rachel Zoe
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Shoshanna
• Tanya Taylor
• Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic
• Victoria Justice