Time for our annual T Lo tradition of judging the judges of the Project Runway finale show, which happened today during New York Fashion Week.
Aw, we’re getting all nostalgic about those days when we’d post this and get hundreds of “YOU’RE SPOILING IT! I DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW WHO WAS IN THE FINALE” messages. Now? No one cares.
Still, the judging continues:
Zac? Whatever. Jessica? Can’t walk a runway without cupping her belly. Also whatever.
Nina? On trend and tasteful. We’re loving the blouse, but only mildly liking the pants and shoes. Something about the elephant leg combined with the platforms makes for a not-all-that-great silhouette from the waist down. And the crotch rise appears to be roughly 4 feet long.
Then there’s the Heidster. Der Kluminator. Frau Tight-n-Shiny. We see nothing surprising or unexpected here. And while it’s tacky and way over the top, there’s no denying who’s the hostess/supermodel in these shots. Not because she’s prettier than anyone else, but because she knows how to bend all the light toward her. We also just love that she had to spend all day wearing this while they shot the finale. She’s probably still wearing it now. Bet she can’t wait to rip that bigass bow off.
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