There’s a lot of men backed up on the TIFF red carpet, and while almost none of them wore anything worth discussing, there’s nothing wrong with taking a little time out of your day to stare at some penis’d pulchritude. It’s good for the soul.
But yeah, it’s mostly banker-wear, straight on down the line.
Andrew Garfield in Tom Ford
Impeccably fitted, but banker-wear. Love the thick tie/moderately slim lapel combo.
A tux might be overdoing it a tad for TIFF, but he looks pretty hot here, surprised expression notwithstanding.
Father Franco is here to listen to your sins.
He will never not look like a British gangster to us. Some people just have the look. He and Tom Hardy could spend the rest of their lives playing that exact role over and over again. Anyway, this is British Gangster Chic. It’s a thing. Because we said so.
It’s nice to see that SOMEONE knows you don’t have to wear a suit to be dressed up enough for a film festival. Can’t say the rest of it’s setting us on fire, but that leather jacket is drool-worthy.
Idris Elba (w/ Sabrina Dhowre)
Those sure are some skinny pants, mister.
We don’t even know what’s going on here. Did he fall off a boat?
One thing we’ve noticed about him this week: He can look like an entirely different person from day to day. We suppose that’s a great quality for an actor to have. Anyway: accountant.
Luke Evans in Dolce&Gabbana
Hot gay insurance executive.
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