No, that’s not a euphemism, although we suspect several of you are now off and running on some Canadian lawn boy fantasies, to which we’ll leave you. We, for our parts, are going to continue to sniff and harrumph at the Gosling’s style choices. We’re as God made us, darlings. We can only be who we are. Judgmental bitches.
And on that note.. Ladies?
Sylvia Hoeks in Christopher Kane
Ana de Armas in Chanel
A serious toning-down is in order here. We get it. You’re on a major promotional tour and you both want to take this time to really work that poledance to get as much out of it as you can. But a gown and a metallic Chanel suit with thigh-highs is really overdoing it for your average photocall. Both looks are pretty on-point for the project, in the sense that they have a bit of a sci-fi feel to them, but save these for the talk shows and premieres, we’re thinking.
This is fine. Perfectly appropriate for a photo call and for a movie star of his standing, who doesn’t really need to work the pole all that much anymore.
This honestly isn’t all that bad, although we find some of the choices odd or distracting. First: the white soled boots need to go because they bring a casual look down even more. There are better, dressier boots than those bobos. The coat is really nice. We just don’t get why he’s pair a plaid coat with a plaid sweater. or why he’d wear a plaid sweater at all. A white oxford and a pair of Doc Martens would make this entire look come together and it wouldn’t be any harder for him to wear. And what’s with the pendant?
Sylvia Hoeks: Christopher Kane Metallic Long-Sleeve Dress from the Fall 2017 Collection | Pierre Hardy Shoes
Ana de Armas: Chanel Metallic Ensemble from the Fall 2017 Collection | Ara Vartanian Jewelry | Christian Louboutin Black Suede Thigh-high Boots
[Photo Credit: Doug Peters/PA Images/INSTARimages.com, Ian West/PA Images/INSTARimages.com, INSTARImages.com, IMAXTree]