Miley dear, you know how very hard we work to avoid the impression of being bitches, but …
…Aren’t the hearts just a little bit too on point? Sure, dress for the venue; dress for the theme, if that’s your gig. And certainly pop stars in stage wear should be expected, nay encouraged to push the envelope a little on their stagewear; to make sure they always show the world that a pop music star is a different breed of human; a louder, more obvious, less subtle form of person. But even so, that’s a fuckton of hearts, girl. You look like a Batman supervillain. And you’d think a girl would match her lipstick correctly if she’s going for the whole Queen of Hearts thing.
We’re bored by your crotch and refuse to acknowledge it past this sentence.
Christian Cowan Hear-Print Ensemble from the Spring 2018 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages.com, Getty Images, thecut.com]