Kirsten Dunst Gets Rodarte’d at the “Woodshock” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on September 19, 2017

T Lo Evolving Assessment to follow:

At first, we were all, “Those Rodarte gals have done it again! They’ve produced another sweetly romantic look that’s got one or two oddball details we find we don’t necessarily mind. It looks like we, T Lo, must soon make an official announcement vis a vis our changing stances on this house of design. They’ve really managed to –”



Oh, come on. Seriously? That’s what the gays do when they’re passing through the fake flower section of the craft store*, sweetie. That’s not red-carpet fabulous. In other news: Love the shoes, but they really don’t go with the dress. Also, the longer we look at that frock, the more her boobs look like they’re being lovingly cupped by someone wearing oven mitts.

*Or maybe that’s just what these gays do.





Style Credits:
Rodarte Floral Tulle and Lace Dress from the Fall 2017 Collection
Rodarte Shoes

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