And they’re off! In track one, Basket o’ Boobs takes the lead, but coming right behind her on track 3 is Check My Panties, who’s been making a strong showing all season. Let’s go to the tape.
Kim Kardashian in Vintage Versace
We don’t much love the dress because it’s kind of flimsy and under-designed, but we can’t really say this is all that bad, all things considered. Tacky and poorly styled, but that’s to be expected.
This fam doesn’t go much for accessories, does it? Not a lot of jewelry or bag-toting in their style. It’s all high-impact and uncomplicated. And this one can always be counted on to shove her feet into something that doesn’t fit or flatter them.
Next up, Princess Demure-AF:
Kendall Jenner in Dolce&Gabbana
The shame of it is, this would be a really great dress if it wasn’t halfway through the process of dissolving into thin air.
Kim Kardashian: Vintage Versace Dress
Kendall Jenner: Dolce&Gabbana Dress
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