Gucci Jesus is here.
“Blessed are the attention whores, for they shall distract us from our cares and woes!”
“Suffer the little fashionistas to come to me, so that they may enter the kingdom of my shiny pants.”
“But only five at a time, please. Gucci Jesus has his limits.”
“Go on, now. Go! Walk out the door! Gucci Jesus will survive!”
“Gucci Jesus rides invisible horses! Yeehaw! Because he can, that’s why!”
“PRAISE ME! ME AND MY SHINY, SHINY PANTS!”
“GET THE BEHIND ME, VALENTINO AND PRADA. I CAST THEE OUT, DOLCE & GABBANA. GUCCI IS THE WAY AND THE TRUTH AND THE GLITTERY, SHIMMERY LIGHT.
Also, they have tiger ponchos!”
“Let one among you who is without style, come and cast aspersions on my fringey rainbow tiger poncho. Just try it, fuckers. Gucci Jesus is READY.”
“Also, I can totally rock the shit out of a ladyblouse. You might even say that I am … the blouse of life.
BLESS YOU. GOODNIGHT.”
Gucci Ensemble from the Spring 2017 and Pre-Fall 2017 Collections
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages.com, Getty Images, vogue.com]
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