Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrities and fashion this week! And we LOVE it! Trust us; it’s a lot better, in our line of work, to have too much to write about than not enough – and those last couple of weeks of summer were heinous. Give us a bunch of attention-seekers and back-patters in $20,000 ensembles and we are GOOD TO GO.
But in the interests of playing catchup, it’s time to do some bundling again. TIFF peeps? Line up.
Alison Brie (in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini) and Dave Franco
They are ridiculously cute. The outfits are pretty good too.
Brie Larson in Yigal Azrouël
She has some sort of shoe blindness thing going on; like she can’t actually recognize properly matched footwear. It’s the only way we can explain why her below-the-ankle choices always seem to make us wince. They’re too dark and the style of dress -which is cute on her, by the way – doesn’t call for the ruby slipper sparkle treatment.
Elisabeth Moss in Alexis
That neckline is almost hilariously bad. And she looks like she wants to rip those things off her shoulders.
Elle Fanning in Alexander McQueen
Girl, you seriously need to learn another song.
Emma Roberts in Thai Nguyen Atelier
While that is probably a tiny bit too short, it helps take the look away from being generic. Still, the proportions are off and there’s some unfortunate crotchtical illusion action happening.
Great Gerwig in Sophie Theallet
Oof. No, girl. Sorry, but you can’t wear that yellow. But don’t feel bad, because we’re pretty sure most white people can’t.
Boring, but doable.
Jamie Bell and Kate Mara (in Valentino)
Let’s all argue about couples who dress alike. Creepy? Cute? Creepycute?
The jacket’s fun, but the pussy bow was not needed. There’s just too much going on there. And the shoes and bag clash with it.
Kaitlyn Dever in Elie Saab
The dress is whatever and those laceup things look deeply uncomfortable.
We have too many good feelings regarding his turn on Twin Peaks to rag on him too much. This is fine, but perhaps a little generic and businesslike.
The top is cute, the shorts are not, and the shoes are a bridge too far.
Margot Robbie in Saint Laurent
Understated, but classically chic in an ’80s sort of way.
Miles McMillan and Zachary Quinto
Sex in the limo.
Love this. The proportions here are flawless. That blouse and jacket land exactly where they should on her.
Clearly feeling a little Wonder Woman at the moment, but we can’t say we blame her. It’s a strong look. The shoes are a bit much, though.
Selma Blair in Bottega Veneta
That belly cutout is entire unnecessary. Not because it makes her look bad or anything, but because the dress would look better without it.
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