Gustaf Skarsgård and Alexander Skarsgård come out to support their brother Bill Skarsgård at the Los Angeles premiere of his film “It.”
Skarsgards galore! More Skarsgards than you can shake a stick at! Let’s move in for a closer look to examine their behavior and plumage.
Bill Skarsgård in Prada
Okay, well. You creep the shit out of us, son. Even in your Prada. But fine, we admit that we love the boldness of that shirt and vest. If nothing else, he can’t be confused with some Ernst & Young first-year associate, like so many other malestars when they try to get dressed up.
This is a very familiar scene to anyone who has multiple brothers or raised multiple sons.
Alexander Skarsgård in Ermenegildo Zegna Couture
We don’t like any of this, to be honest. We’re not big sticklers about the where-and-when rules of brown shoes and suiting, but they definitely don’t work here. And we realize he’s eleventy feet tall and all, but that jacket is simply too short in the sleeves and weirdly cut, making him look hippy. Slim English suiting is what you need, Mister, not double-breasted Italian styles.
Sorry, Gustaf. You’re cute, but no one cared enough to give us a good look or send out info on who you’re wearing. Thanks for coming, though. We’re sure your fellow Skarsgårds appreciate it.
Hemsworths? Competition. But only between those of us who go for square-jawed Australians and those of us who go for the more Viking-esque in nature.
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