Friday Leftovers for the Week of September 3rd, 2017

Posted on September 08, 2017

Holy shit, we’ve got a lot of them. Alright, people. Put your Judgin’ Pants on, roll up your sleeves, pour a cup of what suits you, and let’s get down to work. It’s been quite the busy little week on the red carpets of the world and we have to say, it’s not entirely the fault of these people that they failed to rate their own posts. They just got shoved aside by their betters, is all.

Line ’em up. We’ve gotta do this drive-by style.



Armie Hammer in Ralph Lauren

Completely hiding the hot while accentuating the hips.



Brooke Shields

Girl, that’s not your neckline. Also, it’s time to ditch the hairstyle you’ve had since 1980.




Charlie Hunnam in Prada

Have him washed and sent to our tent.




Courtney Love

We’d swear she’s been wearing this exact gown since at least 2002 or so.




Elisabeth Moss in A.L.C.

Chic af but slightly too big on her. Love the hair.




Emmy Rossum in Oscar de la Renta

Very pretty, but another look that has that whiff of staleness. She should consider a style rethink.




Gabrielle Union

Works for us.




James Norton

We don’t know… we’re starting to find the whole “He’s gorgeous, but can’t take a good shot unless the lighting’s perfect” thing to be a little charming now. Also, another hippy suit. Guys, double-breasted is like a speedo. There’s a just-barely double digit percentage of the male population who can rock them.



Jenna Dewan-Tatum

We love when she really leans into the whole dancer thing with her style choices. We know she’s got a love of Marchesa and such, but these cute-sassy styles that show off her leg are when she really pops.

But the shoes are dumb.



Jim Carrey

The suit and boots are both awful, but this is better than he’s looked in a while, actually.




Julianne Moore in Tom Ford

There she is.




Katie Holmes in Zac Posen





La La Anthony

We’re exhausted just looking at this getup.




Michelle Rodriguez

Once again, we are struck by the irony that, after a near-decade of screaming for them, we kind of hate the new lining trend. And this dress is generic.




Natalie Dormer





Priyanka Chopra in Zaid Affas

Angelina cosplay.




Rebecca Hall in Jason Wu

We’ve hit the wall on black sheers over nude or white dresses. We’ve seen about a dozen too many this week. This one’s the worst.




Riley Keough in Louis Vuitton

This looks so goddamn refreshing in a red carpet world awash in sheers, lace and florals. The sleeves are weird, though.




Salma Hayek in Gucci

Tía Salma’s here to pick up the kids and take them shopping.




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