Kittens, before the weekend commences, we offer you one final round of judgment. All of the following failed to rate their own posts this week, which means they’re all coming into this judgment sesh at a disadvantage. Ya bored us, celebs. Now line up and listen to why. It’ll be good for you. Builds character.
Oh, sweetie. You need more help than we can offer in such a limited venue. We’re all for quirk but this is tipping over into cray. There are some decent ideas here. We did say you should start going for something a bit more dramatically professorial in your style. But none of the pieces look good together. And the scarf just comes off comical.
Tight, shiny and too much blue.
Jane Fonda in Alberta Ferretti
Pretty fabulous, but she’s become a bit Nancy Reagan-ish in her style, which is something we’d have never predicted.
Oof. Honey. Literally nothing you’re wearing should be worn with anything else you’re wearing.
Kate Bosworth in Miu Miu
That neckline’s no friend to her and the shoes don’t go.
Come on now. A modicum of effort for your Disney-financed series premiere, please.
On the other hand, we can’t fault Miss Kim for lack of effort, although we question whether this dance costume really works for a bloodstained floor.
Lake Bell in Sandro Paris
Really cute dress. The shoes are nice too, but we’re not sure we love the color match.
Nina Dobrev in Armani
This is a mess. The color’s ugly and the booties don’t go at all.
Rebecca Hall in Prada
Elegant, but the bust looks a little small on her. Still waiting for her hair products to arrive.
Works for us, although the black modesty panel detracts a bit.
Sally Hawkins in Vivienne Westwood
Interesting colors, but we have to admit, they look a bit ugly together. And the footwear looks weirdly bridal.
Serinda Swan in Schiaparelli Couture
As a branding exercise, matching your hair, shoes and dress to each other isn’t necessarily a bad thing. We can’t say we love the dress, though.
After that bizarre parade float she wore to the VMAs, this is a refreshingly simple look. Maybe a bit dull, but well-rendered. She looks great.
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages.com, Getty Images]