The Cast of “Blade Runner 2049” Do Varying Levels of Poledance at the Berlin and Madrid Photocalls

Posted on September 20, 2017

Ana de Armas, Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford and Sylvia Hoeks attend photocall for “Blade Runner 2049” in Berlin, Germany.


Look, everyone, look! It’s the cast of the Blade Runner sequel, Blade Runner 2: Women Wear Heels, Men Don’t Bother!

Not that we expected Harrison and Ryan – or really, anyone in these shots – to be wearing heels, but boy, is there ever a disconnect going on here.


We don’t like either one of these looks, but you know what? We’re gonna give you ladies a pass from our bitchery. Take a victory lap and go have a drink. You did your jobs.





Harrison Ford, Ana de Armas and Ryan Gosling attend photocall for “Blade Runner 2049” in Madrid, Spain.

To be fair, Harrison is managing shirts with actual buttons and collars. He’s not doing all that badly in either instance. But Captain Canada over here is getting on our nerves. We know we will not be met with much agreement on this one because Ryan Gosling and whatever, but we stand firm, in our appropriate dress shoes and collared shirts. You’re traveling the world poledancing for your gazillion-dollar film. Try to aim a little higher than “raking the lawn,” sir.


[Photo Credit:, Getty Images]

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