VMAs 2017 Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 29, 2017

Kittens, isn’t it time to put this little attention-fest to bed? The answer is yes. Getcha judgin’ pants on.

 

Alessandra Ambrosio in Balmain

Love it. Probably the best Balmain ensemble we’ve seen in years. Or at least, the first one that doesn’t revolt us with its tackiness. Granted, this isn’t exactly low-key, but this also isn’t the place to go small in your style choices.

We feel as if the hair and makeup isn’t quite living up to it, however.

 

Amber Rose in Yousef Aljasmi

Wow, she really does go totally generic when she ditches her signature hair style, doesn’t she?

 

 

Billy Eichner

Someone has clearly jumped on the fame train. Far be it for us to begrudge anyone their success (or even their naked attempts to get more of it), but slim, hot, stylish Billy is … not at all the persona that got him famous in the first place. He’s still funny, though. And he does look good. He just looks like someone else.

 

Calvin Harris

Dude, if you’re going to wear slim-cut pants on the red carpet, you’ve got to take the shit out of your pockets. That’s why God invented assistants.

 

 

Cardi B in Christian Siriano

NEWP.

Christian, we luvya, but it’s lame to send any gal to the VMAs in a bullet bra. It’s been done – so much so that we don’t even have to mention who did it. Suffice it to say, it’s an iconic look that should probably stay with the icon who made it.

Also, the rest of this design is weird.

 

Hayley Baldwin in Zuhair Murad Couture

Sure. Whatever.

 

Jack Antonoff

Never forget that everything you see here has been carefully put together as a look, right down to the askew collar and weird sleeve situation. We don’t mind that he’s so casual, but the studied messiness is eyeroll-inducing.

 

 

Jeremy Scott in Jeremy Scott

Because every party needs a tacky-as-fuck queen, that’s why.

 

 

Kendrick Lamar in Prada

We’re okay with everything but the hem length.

 

 

Kesha in Monsoori

Newp. First, it’s not your style. Second, the color does nothing for you. Third, it’s ugly.

 

 

Lily Yachty

Adorable.

 

 

Machine Gunn Kelly in Thom Browne

LOVE. All of it.

We expect little agreement on the matter.

 

Mel B in Di$count Universe

Big lettering on dresses is too much of a cliche to work at this point. If you ignore the message-sending, it’s a pretty great look, though.

 

 

Noah Cyrus in Kpodonou

We like this look on its own merits. It’s stylish and modern in feel. We just don’t know if it’s the right look for her.

 

Remy Ma in Dsquared2

We look forward to the day when clothes stop being imaginary.

Also, walking around with two dead hamsters slapping against your upper foot all night doesn’t sound like much fun.

 

Tyler Posey

Cute-hot. Not stylish, but do-able.

 

 

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