Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, and Ryan Reynolds Promote “The Hitman’s Bodyguard”

Posted on August 15, 2017

Aw, bless them. They’re barely trying and yet we can’t really argue much with what they’re wearing. Okay, maybe a little, but that’s only because we’re really argumentative.


Ryan could’ve at least put on a t-shirt instead of venturing out in his Fruit of the Loom shirt. The look suits him, though. Miss Salma looks surprisingly okay, given her red carpet history of late. This is, of course, a bit too tight on her, but other than that, we’re not seeing any issues. It’s a great color (that we keep seeing more of lately) and a simple, unadorned style that suits her and the venue.

Samuel L. Jackson is sui generis. We might have things to say about the floral vest or hat if anyone other than Samuel L. Jackson was wearing them, but he gets special lifetime dispensation to wear whatever the fuck he wants.





Call us undiscerning if you must; we laughed.


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