Miss Katy, far be it for us to give you unsolicited career and/or style advice. You just know we’d never do that to you, dear.
Girl, you just got upstaged all to hell. Skipping past the fact that this number was a total snooze until Nicki showed up, we just can’t get over how ugly your crew’s costumes are.
Those basketball net serial-killer mask things? WHUT.
The wholly unflattering gold-trimmed bicycle shorts? WHUT.
The stadium gift-shop earrings? WHUT.
The idea to wrap a basketball around your midsection and think it could somehow come across flattering? Girl, WHUT.
Most puzzling of all …
Is how you didn’t see this coming. It may not be chic, but it’s fabulous stagewear. Cosplaying as a basketball with fringe on it? GIRL WHUT.
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