BRAVA, MISS THING. YOU DID IT.
WE’RE GOING TO EXPLAIN OURSELVES NOW SO WE’LL BE SWITCHING OUT OF THE ALL-CAPS BECAUSE THE SUPERLATIVE PORTIONS OF THIS POST ARE NOW CONCLUDED.
Of course there truly isn’t much to add except a hearty congratulations to Lucy, because it takes a very special set of style choices for us to automatically declare you one of the top ten worst red carpet looks of the year with another 4 months to go. But bless her heart, she really managed it with this getup. Granted, the Teen Choice Awards are a time when young stars should be expected to pull out some crazy shit. Personally, we would have been fine with a little Punk Princess or Rocker Chick realness, if she wanted to get her edge on, but if Miss Girl wants to dress like a couch in a Russian brothel, we suppose we should applaud her efforts somewhat. There sure wasn’t much chance of anyone else showing up in a similar look, that’s for sure.
This is now the second Teen Choice Awards ensemble we’ve compared to a couch today. TREND ALERT.
Fausto Puglisi Embroidered Mini Dress with Cutout Detailing from the Fall 2017 Collection
Ileana Makri White Diamond Drop Earrings and Diamond End Ring
Jimmy Choo Clutch
Stuart Weitzman ‘Nudist’ Sandals
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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