2017 Teen Choice Awards Random Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 14, 2017

Hey! Let’s judge a bunch of randoms on the Teen Choice Awards red carpets! Who cares if you never heard of most of them! That makes it even more fun!

 

Bella Thorne

Young lady, you just sit yourself right down and start thinking about your life and your choices.

 

 

Camila Mendes

Cute in a real-world, covetable kind of way. We suspect that’s her style sweet spot. Back in the day, this was how we always implored Lea Michele to dress, but she never listened to us.

 

 

Cat Deeley

SWEET JESUS ON A BREADSTICK what is GOING ON with her feet?

 

 

Cole Sprouse in Prada

Ah, yes. Those heady days of youth when you think wearing two shirts at a time looks cool and makes sense.

 

 

Isabela Moner in Sophie Theallet

Why are we stuck on Pebbles Flintstone right now?

 

 

Katherine McNamara in Moschino

We can remember telling this gal at least five years ago that she was dressing too old for her age. We can see she hasn’t changed. This is Mad Men cosplay – except that stopped being trendy about five years ago.

 

 

Louis Tomlinson

Zero effort. No points awarded.

 

 

Madelaine Petsch in Genny

It’s pretty goofy, but it’s got some decent high-impact value. And it seems fairly on-brand for her. This is her look. That’s kind of the thing about those Riverdale kids. They come with a well-established style brief built in.

 

Melissa Benoist in Zeynep Arçay

No, girl. Not your look AT ALL.

 

 

Millie Bobby Brown in Kenzo

Cutely awkward, which is pretty much her style. We’d quibble about her accessorizing (as in, get rid of them and start over), but if she was perfectly turned out, it would probably be boring.

 

 

Naya Rivera in Marques’ Almeida

Believe it or not, we kind of love the top for being so cray, but pairing it with those jeans just wasn’t the way to go. The white pumps aren’t helping.

 

 

Paris Jackson in Zimmermann

It’s a pretty enough dress, but it doesn’t do anything for her and it feels like an odd choice for the venue.

 

 

Peyton List in Bec + Bridge

Shiny and cheap-looking. There was no way this was going to hit the red carpet looking fresh.

 

 

Rita Ora in Alexandre Vauthier

Basic.

 

 

Victoria Justice in Nicolas Jebran

It’s a white jumpsuit trying way too hard to be interesting and it just struck us how incredibly appropriate a choice that is for her.

Yes, that was shade.

 

 

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