We’re starting to think she’s fooled everyone into not realizing that she’s basically a celebrity impersonator. Still, we better get to ripping these ensembles to shreds before Jenny comes roaring out of the block to kick our asses for making the comparison.
Let’s assess, in a blunt, quick manner and with surgical precision, shall we? It’s our way, darlings.
Gay nightclub bathroom wallpaper, circa 2003.
Kitchen curtain fabric samples circa 1975.
Hm. Maybe. But she’d have to lose those ridiculous earrings. And somehow, she’s that one person out of one hundred million who can’t make a pair of aviator frames work for her. It’s honestly kind of befuddling. Elderly nuns could make a pair of aviators work.
That dress still looks a bit dated to us. And it has that annoyingly obvious attention-seeking quality to it (when players like J Lo know how to make their attention-seeking seem utterly natural) that so many of her street ensembles have. But if we had to pick the best look of the three, it would be this one.
But girl, you need to find your own look.
First Look: Emilio Pucci from the Pre-Fall 2017 Collection
Second Look: Chloé from the Spring 2017 Collection
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