Style File: Paula Patton Makes Us Say It Again

Posted on July 26, 2017


Fine. Let’s get to it, then. Sorry, but Miss Paula, lovely though she is, tends to make some fairly puzzling style choices on the regular. These shots have been sitting in a folder for the better part of two days now because we just didn’t feel like having to make the same old snarky bitchery about her choices.

But we’ll do it for you, kittens.


Paula Patton visits Build to discuss “Somewhere Between” and her new Film “Traffik” at Build Studio in New York City.

Okay, well. It’s not a disaster; there’s that. The dress and belt are fine. Possibly even great. But the booties are just plain awful. There’ve been more than a few pairs on the RC this summer, so we won’t ding her trying to follow a trend, but these are quite the ugly pair. We smell stankboot. Also: the necklace looks like it came out of a vending machine.


Paula Patton visits SiriusXM Studios in New York City.


As we scrolled down, we tried to forgive the silly ruffles, the pointed crop top, the overuse of the print in the pants – and we almost got there. We almost got to a point where we were willing to give her a pass on this one. Then we got to Satan’s Booties again. Girl, those things are hideous. We get you’re probably afraid of unleashing the stank if you take them off, but eventually, YOU GOTTA TAKE THEM OFF.

Also, your hair and lip color sitches are not, shall we say, working for you. Fire everyone.


[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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