Darlings, it’s officially high summer, which means the options for your average celebrity site coverage is either pap shots of B-listers on the world’s beaches or trading in the latest news on the latest Kardashian scandal. Since neither of those options tend to fall within our purview, we find ourselves fairly content-light so far this week.
Thank you, God, for giving us Miss Celine.
She is the Mom-Jean-wearing Soldier of Ridiculousness the world needs right now. She is our Canadian Edina Monsoon, here to wear All The Things, so that we can laugh and clap with glee at her boldness, her overwhelmingly clear lack of taste, and her defiantly underdeveloped sense of subtlety. Admittedly, she sometimes manages to pull things together in an impressively high-fashion way, but displays like this one are a good reminder that she’s a master show-woman above all else. She’s been dabbling more and more in the world of style – which we love – but her instincts will never tip toward elegance and restraint.
This is a slightly long-winded way of saying that she looks exquisitely, utterly ridiculous here and we just can’t help but love the clown show.
Later, she tried to pull back a little on the fashion reins…
But even then, the lady couldn’t just pose demurely and be on her way. It’s Paris, dammit, and she’s Celine Fucking Dion. Madame’s blouse may be hiddy and her fashion game questionable, but every day is a parade just waiting to happen for her. Respect.
First Look: Dsquared2 Spring 2017 Collection | Gianvito Rossi Gala Satin Ankle-Wrap Sandals
Second Look: Bibhu Mohapatra Fall 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages.com, IMAXTree]