Robert Pattinson Reminds Everyone Who He Is at the Christian Dior Couture Show

Posted on July 05, 2017

In our neverending search to turn the basic branding platform of the modern red carpet into something more akin to a Grand Guignol melodrama, we see the following as Robert Pattinson gently tapping Rami Malek on the shoulder…


… and saying “Look, BITCH. I was Mr. Goddamn Dior back when you were singing backup to my Sparkles. You need to STAND DOWN,” before slapping him across the face with a pair of kid gloves and throwing a flute of Dom after it.

In a metaphorical sense, of course.

What we’re trying to say is that ol’ Sparkles has still got it on the manfashion front. And Mr. Robot needs to remember that he’s got strong competition.


[Photo Credit: Lionel Hahn/ABACA/, Getty Images]

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