The world outside is letting us down as of late, so we feel that a Moment of High Pretty is called for, so our nerves and yours can be soothed and settled. Matt Bomer, that is your cue (and also possibly why God made you).
So pretty, Matt Bomer.
But Matt Bomer, why are you dressed like some sort of cruise-based cult leader? So not pretty, Matt Bomer. Especially your preciously shiny loafers and your irritating collar. Matt Bomer, we can’t decide which of those two bother us most.
And now that we think of it, are our nation’s most beautiful celebrities all kind of losing their style minds at the moment? Is there a plot of some sort? Matt Bomer, blink three times rapidly if you’re being forced to dress like a nautical gay guru.
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