Okay, before we scroll down, we all need to take a vote as to how we should approach this. We’re about to look directly into the sun, people. Two supernaturally beautiful celebrities are pulling out all the stops in order to promote their high-style* project. You, in other words, are about to get blasted in the face with pure, pharmaceutical-grade beauty. You need to be prepared.
Now, as normal, healthy, functioning human beings, you will have two emotional options available to you after hundreds of millennia of evolution have whittled down the choices. They are as follows:
1. You swoon over their symmetrical facial features, unblemished skin and thick, healthy hair; or
2. You hate them on sight, unsheath your claws, and proceed to visit all your pent-up rage regarding life’s myriad little disappointments directly at them, as God intended you to do when He created celebrities.
The choice is yours.
We’re swooning, you guys. We tried to be hard, but they’re just
In truth, we were able to dig up some tiny little kernels of quibbles out of the arid soil of our normally lush bitchery in the face of all this beauty. First, the matchy shoes aren’t to our tastes. Sandals were the way to go, we think. Pumps always look a little odd with strapless, somehow. We’re also not crazy about the ruffle at the bust. And the bodice and skirt don’t marry particularly well. But the latter is stunning enough to compensate for almost all of it. And that shade of red just sings on her. Also, maybe the jewelry situation could’ve been bumped up a skosh.
Except the knit tie, of course. That’s awful.
Oh, look! We found our claws!
Reem Acra Red Strapless Crop Top with Pleated Skirt from the Resort 2018 Collection
Djula Diamond Ear Cuff
Maxior Morganite Ring
Ermenegildo Zegna Couture Three-Piece Suit
[Photo Credit: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, Courtesy of Reem Acra]