Lily Collins and Matt Bomer Are Almost Too Beautiful to Judge at “The Last Tycoon” Los Angeles Screening

Posted on July 28, 2017

Okay, before we scroll down, we all need to take a vote as to how we should approach this. We’re about to look directly into the sun, people. Two supernaturally beautiful celebrities are pulling out all the stops in order to promote their high-style* project. You, in other words, are about to get blasted in the face with pure, pharmaceutical-grade beauty. You need to be prepared.

Now, as normal, healthy, functioning human beings, you will have two emotional options available to you after hundreds of millennia of evolution have whittled down the choices. They are as follows:

1. You swoon over their symmetrical facial features, unblemished skin and thick, healthy hair; or

2. You hate them on sight, unsheath your claws, and proceed to visit all your pent-up rage regarding life’s myriad little disappointments directly at them, as God intended you to do when He created celebrities.

The choice is yours.


We’re swooning, you guys. We tried to be hard, but they’re just






Lily Collins in Reem Acra


In truth, we were able to dig up some tiny little kernels of quibbles out of the arid soil of our normally lush bitchery in the face of all this beauty. First, the matchy shoes aren’t to our tastes. Sandals were the way to go, we think. Pumps always look a little odd with strapless, somehow. We’re also not crazy about the ruffle at the bust. And the bodice and skirt don’t marry particularly well. But the latter is stunning enough to compensate for almost all of it. And that shade of red just sings on her.  Also, maybe the jewelry situation could’ve been bumped up a skosh.



Matt Bomer in Ermenegildo Zegna Couture

But Mr. Matt nailed it to the wall this time. We couldn’t work up even the tiniest of quibbles here.

Except the knit tie, of course. That’s awful.



Still, these bitches could probably wear flaming sacks of poo and they’d still look hot.

Oh, look! We found our claws!


* In related news, we reviewed the pilot of The Last Tycoon and interviewed its amazing costume designer Janie Bryant (late of Mad Men) in our podcast last year, if you’d like to hear more about it.




Style Credits:
Reem Acra Red Strapless Crop Top with Pleated Skirt from the Resort 2018 Collection
Djula Diamond Ear Cuff
Maxior Morganite Ring
Ermenegildo Zegna Couture Three-Piece Suit


[Photo Credit: Sara De Boer/, Courtesy of Reem Acra]

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