Kendall Jenner attends the premiere of “Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets” in a Carmen March dress, at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
Meh. She’s neither the most interesting nor the most stylish celebrity out there. In fact, she’s nowhere near the top of either list. But we opted to highlight this look because we couldn’t get over how dumb this dress is.
Sure, it does a great job of showing off her legs, but everyone’s too concerned with her well-being after the clear bear attack she just suffered to care about such things.
We’re usually pretty okay with a good take on deconstruction, although we tend to think it’s getting a bit dated/not exactly on trend at the moment. Even so, while we’re always up for a decent effort at breaking a basic look down, we’ve always hated the “oops, my dress is about to fall off” dress. Probably because we’re raging homosexuals and not likely to be titillated by the prospect.
Anyway, that was more words than a dumb dress required, we’re thinking.
Carmen March Black Dress from the Spring 2017 Collection
Djula and Le Vian Jewelry
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages.com, Courtesy of Carmen March]